There’s a Monster in my Pants!
2006 October 25
So Beanie walks in the kitchen this morning with is hands plunged deep down his pants, and brightly and cheerfully says to me:
“MAMA! There’s a giant wrinkley monster that lives in my pants! His name is “Testicle”.”
I swear, I couldn’t make this stuff up if I wanted too…
No, you surely couldn’t. I LOVE it!
Oh my gosh.
That kills me. Those boys are something else. DO they remember to only tell those stories at home? Or was that show and tell this week? Sharing time maybe?
LOLOL…. oh no! You’ve created a monster! That has a monster in its pants! LOL… hubby will enjoy this one.
You’ll be so glad you wrote these down!
No only little boys could come up with something like that! That’s hilarious!
Oh, oh, oh, I LOVE YOUR BOYS!
With a capital T evidently. Great story.
I have to say, my son when he was about 3 or 4 years old during our family scripture reading, started to scream “It’s growing, It’s growing,” in the most panic striken voice. We all died laughing!
My daughter one day when I was putting on my bra, looked at me, looked down at her chest and back me, shook her head, “I don’t want it”.
I wanted to fall down laughing, and thinking you have no idea!
Tigersue- that’s flippin’ hilarious! I don’t want ‘em either!
We’ve had the “it’s growing” incidents, too, but they usually think it’s really funny and try and poke one another with it- and then we have to segue into the “not for sharing” talk… boys, I swear….
OH MY GOSH!!! Still laughing! Boys never change, do they? SO HILARIOUS Tracy!
I about peed my pants laughing, that is so funny. My 5 yr old PJ annouced the other day that he can make it move with out touching it, what a proud moment for a momma.
hilarious! as are the comments!
Glad he gave it its proper name! Congrats on the ROFL award.
LOL. This was too funny. Congrats on the ROFL!
http://mommyofftherecord.blogspot.com/2006/11/rofl-awards-october.html
LOL! I think that falls under the category, “boys will be boys”. Congrats on the ROFL!
Out of the mouth of babes!!!
They love their stuff, those boys.